The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.