The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.