The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The QB looks at Bateman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Bateman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.