The Phantom Flag Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bateman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.