The Phantom Flag Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.