The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.