The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.