The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bateman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.