The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bateman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.