The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.