The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.