The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.