The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.