The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.