The Snap Count Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.