The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The QB looks at Bateman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.