The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bateman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.