The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Derrick Henry
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.