The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.