The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.