The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.