The Late Scratch Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.