The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.