The Hamstring Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.