The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.