The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.