The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.