The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.