The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.