The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.