The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.