The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
- Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.