The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.