The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.