The Inch-Short Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bateman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.