The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.