The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.