The Phantom Flag Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
82%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.