The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.