The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.