The Snap Count Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The QB looks at Bateman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.