The Fumble Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stevenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.