The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Stevenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.