The Late Scratch Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.