The Phantom Flag Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stevenson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stevenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.