The Snap Count Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stevenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.