The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Ref: "Number Stevenson, that's a flag." Stevenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stevenson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stevenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.