The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Stevenson, that's a flag." Stevenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.