The Late Scratch Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stevenson's stadium. Only over Stevenson.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.