The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Stevenson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Ref: "Number Stevenson, that's a flag." Stevenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stevenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.